Procrastinating 101

1. Make sure you have a Blog.
2. Do the dishes.
3. Participate in discussion forums over pointless issues.
4. Read the news.
5. Comment on your blog about something pointles you read in the news.
6. Check what time it is.
7. Divide the number of hours before the paper is due by the number of pages you still have to type.
8. Factor in the number of hours of sleep you hope to get (do not allocate more than 3, if more are available it is not procrastinating yet).
9. Stare at your bed, then at your monitor...
10. Look at the clock.
11. Type a paragraph for your paper.
12. Take a shower.
13. Eat a snack.
14. Think about what you'll do AFTER you finish the paper.
15. Check your email.
16. Divide hours/pages again.
17. Realize you can't procrastinate anymore.
18. Log on to your blog.
19. Type something stupid, like, your own version of "procrastinating 101".
20. Get to work, there is no more time to spare.